I’m in a pissed off mood this morning, and someone on Yelp said I should blog about it. Thinking that it might be therapeutic, why not…

I’m pissed off because I’ve had awful sleep so far this week.

I’m pissed off because the family that lives across the street are annoying as hell. The kids SCREAM at the tops of their lungs all the damn time, and their morbidly obese nanny thinks she’s Mary Feckin’ Poppins. (Starts singing to them every morning, outside while she’s loading them in the car at 7:00am)

I’m pissed off because I have a bad headache this morning.

I’m pissed off because I can’t shake the sneaking suspicion that McCain is going to win the election.

I’m pissed off because I’m put on 30lbs since I met Tracee, and don’t feel particularly motivated to lose it.

I’m pissed off because TRACEE put on 30lbs since she met ME, and SHE doesn’t feel particularly motivated to lose it.

I’m pissed off because the fucker that SWORE he’d have our loan refinanced within 30 days of buying the house STILL hasn’t done it 6 months later, and isn’t returning my calls or emails.

I’m pissed off because my job has gotten stale, and my boss thinks that the “way forward” is spam emails. (Or “targeted electronic marketing pieces”. Fucking marketing people.)

I’m pissed off because I spend way too much time on Yelp!, and have gotten way too worked up over a right wing sociopath who spends all day every day baiting people.

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!